I've heard it both ways.

kidnapped-by-chipmunks Asks:

I'm surprised, I didn't expect Shawn to be wrong. Was there any other time when he had been completely wrong?

psychdetectiveagency Said:

Never. -Shawn

There was that one time in 6th grade. -Gus

How was I supposed to know that she had an allergy to pecans?! -Shawn

Because she told you so? -Gus

Well, how was I supposed to know that chocolate bars had pecans in them? I mean, it’s not like it says on them or anything. -Shawn

kidnapped-by-chipmunks Asks:

Hey, how are you guys doing? Pineapple? -offer three-

psychdetectiveagency Said:

Thank you internetperson who may or may not have been captured by singing rodents. I’m perfectly well, thank you for asking. Gus, on the other hand… Well, it’s quite tragic. But I’m afraid he’s been turned into a cat. -Shawn

I’m not a cat, Shawn. Anyway, thank you for asking. I’m fine, it’s just nice to know people care. -Gus

Don’t be Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Gus. Your aura has suddenly become a cat. If you don’t do something about it then you’ll be liable to rgtfhnkjmffffffferrrr,.

bananagator Asks:

What is the most boring case you guys have ever done?

psychdetectiveagency Said:

Anything that involves affairs. - Gus

I disagree, what can be more interesting than the private lives of strangers? It’s just like daytime television! Besides, that time we had to solve a case for one of your old college lecturers was pretty boring. I fell asleep like twice. - Shawn

Just because you didn’t appreciate the complexities of his lectures doesn’t mean it was boring. In fact, I thought it was fascinating. -Gus

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz. -Shawn

Guys, the ask-box is totally empty! It’s a horrible tragedy, like a… stable, a stable that should be filled with big, scary, hay-eating horses and it’s just like, where are those horses? Where are the horses? I shall cry out into the night, where are those horses? Where have they gone? - Shawn

Stop goofing around, Shawn. Maybe if you took a more serious and professional attitude to work, we’d actually be getting some cases (or at the very least some questions) through our blog. -Gus

I do not ‘goof’, Gus. This is a necessary part of my work, how do you expect me to read auras in a stifling environment? It would totally block my chakras and then where would we be? -Shawn

Anyway, we’d really appreciate some questions right now. -Gus

The cat was found last night outside of Macnab’s apartment. No strange people in tweed jackets, or anything else. No catnappers were involved, so if anyone has been concerned by what Shawn has said, ignore it, he was just over-tired. -Gus

I know what I saw. Besides you saw that other thing that happened too! Don’t tell me that you’re denying that you even saw what you saw when we both saw what you saw… saw. -Shawn

I don’t know what I saw, Shawn. It could have been anything. -Gus

Oh, like a disappearing police box from 1963? -Shawn

If it was anything it wasn’t a 1963 police box, the windows weren’t right. It could have been anything, you had me looking for mysterious catnappers until 5AM. Besides, it was probably just a prop that was taken away, or something. You know they somtimes film stuff around here. -Gus

You’re probably right, buddy. Maybe I was just seeing things. -Shawn

thecrazyrandomhappenstance Asks:

They took my phone but I managed to get it back, I'll have to hide it soon though. I heard one of them (there are two of them. one tall, one just sort of round) say something about a box, I'm not sure what they we- HT

psychdetectiveagency Said:

Right, so there’s two of them and they may or may not be Laurel and Hardy and there’s something about a box. Right. -Shawn

Shawn! Be nice, they’re probably scared out of their wits! -Gus

I am being nice, Gus. Anyway, can you see anything? I’ve phoned Juliet and Lassiter and they’re trying to trace this message, even though Lassie is convinced that this is a strange hoax. (It’s okay though, we believe you.) - Shawn

Just keep calm and carry on! We’ll be there before you know it! -Gus

Yeah, just do what the Australians do. -Shawn

Keep calm and carry on is a British phrase. -Gus

I’ve heard it both ways. - Shawn

Anonymous Asks:

Please, I need your help, I don't know where I am. It's dark and I can hear people laughing, the last thing I remember is b - HT

psychdetectiveagency Said:

Okay, stay calm HT. It’s going to be okay. Just try to tell us the last thing you’ll remember and I’ll get Lassiter on the phone. I hate to admit it, but he’s a… He’s a good detective. (I can’t believe I just said that.) I’ll try to psychically find out exactly where you are and Jules and Lassie will jump in there and save the day. You’re going to be all right. -Shawn

Anonymous Asks:

Hey guys! Has there been a case you thought you couldn't solve?

psychdetectiveagency Said:

What, us? We’re like a crime-solving machines, Anon. -Shawn

You know that’s right. -Gus

Though, there has been a few cases that have given us a little bit of trouble… -Shawn

Yeah, there was that one time… -Gus

And that other time with that guy and that other thing… -Shawn

So to answer your question, Anon, there has been a couple of cases that have troubled the dynamic duo that is Psych, but we’ve always pulled through in the end. -Gus

Really, Gus, we’re a ‘dynamic duo’ now? I’m not sure I like the sound of that. -Shawn

Anonymous Asks:

Maybe you have no cases cause lassie and Jules keep taking them and solvin th before word even gets out. You guys should maybe put up a billboard. That could work. Right by the freeway. Ooh, or the beach!

psychdetectiveagency Said:

Lassie and Jules solving a case before the word even gets out, what? No, that’s impossible, right Gus? -Shawn

I don’t know. Lassie has been on a roll lately. -Gus

What sort of roll? A fruit roll? A swiss roll? A… rollercoaster? Because if it’s the latter, why wasn’t I invited? -Shawn.

I just think you’re jealous because we don’t have any cases. Which also means we don’t get paid, which means that I’m going to have to try and get Dr. Gilbert on my route, since you managed to get the last two doctors on my route arrested. -Gus

I’m not jealous, why would I be jealous of Lassie? Look at his hair. You know what, if anyone needs me, I’ll be on the beach putting up a billboard. -Shawn

Welcome to Psych, where we will cater to all of your mystery-related problems! Unless it involves the Bermuda triangle, mummies(the Egyptian kind), demons or other-such ghostly creations of a bemusing(Bermusing?) and fictional nature, Gus has phobias you see. It’s quite tragic, you should see him at Halloween. Last year we had to knock him out with horse tranquillizers. -Shawn

That’s not true, ignore him. -Gus

Which part, the bit about solving mysteries, the Bermuda triangle or last Halloween? -Shawn

You know which part I mean, Shawn. -Gus

I’m honestly curious. I mean, how are potential customers going to know? What if they mistakenly assume that we will take a case revolving around mummies, what then? You could have just condemned our souls through a lack of specifeecation. -Shawn

That’s specification, with an I. -Gus

I’ve heard it both ways. -Shawn.