I've heard it both ways.
Guys, the ask-box is totally empty! It’s a horrible tragedy, like a… stable, a stable that should be filled with big, scary, hay-eating horses and it’s just like, where are those horses? Where are the horses? I shall cry out into the night, where are those horses? Where have they gone? - Shawn
Stop goofing around, Shawn. Maybe if you took a more serious and professional attitude to work, we’d actually be getting some cases (or at the very least some questions) through our blog. -Gus
I do not ‘goof’, Gus. This is a necessary part of my work, how do you expect me to read auras in a stifling environment? It would totally block my chakras and then where would we be? -Shawn
Anyway, we’d really appreciate some questions right now. -Gus
You need to call Jules! I think there’s been a breakthrough in the case. -Shawn.
Great, have you figured something out? -Gus
Yes! I just saw the cat’s kidnappers, right outside the Psych office. They were mocking us, Gus, actually mocking us in our relentless search for our friend’s cat! We have to find them! -Shawn
… You haven’t slept all night, have you? I told you, don’t watch Medium before going to sleep. -Gus
It was a really scary episode, okay? But that doesn’t discredit what I saw at all. I know what I saw. -Shawn.
Fine, what did you see? -Gus
I saw a dude, in tweed jacket with a bow-tie followed by a girl with the most amazing legs in the history of legs, like ever, followed by a normal looking guy. And the normal looking guy had the littleboycat. -Shawn
Seriously, Shawn, go to sleep, you’re seeing things. Why would they want Macnab’s cat, anyway? -Gus
Oh, Gus, you clearly don’t understand the minds of catnappers at all. Help me out, here guys? One of you must have seen them around! Send us an ask! -Shawn
I just don’t see how that’s possible, you’re seeing things again. This has happened in the past. -Gus
Yeah, in 10th grade! That doesn’t count! -Shawn
Have you seen this cat? It’s been catnapped! Catburgled! It’s a catastrophe! It’s catnapping, Gus, I’m telling you. This cat did not go missing on it’s own and it’s up to us to find it. Macnab’s beside himself, we have to be there for him in his hour of need! We’re expecting a ransom note any hour, but if you’ve seen someone in the Santa Barbara area perhaps lurking around with some chlorophyll and a suspicious looking catbasket, you know how to contact us. -Shawn
First of all, it’s chloroform, not chlorophyll and secondly, there’s been no catnapping. Cats do not get catnapped, it’s just gone missing. That’s it, there’s no mystery. But if you do see that cat, do please inform us or Buzz Macnab, any help would be appreciated. -Gus
This is a case of catnapping, everyone, keep your cats indoors! This heinous crime goes against everything America stands for. A country where cats can roam the suburbs, free from catnappers and rabies. …Sorry, I can’t go on. I’m tearing up here, Gus, take over. -Shawn
You’re not crying, Shawn. -Gus
Dude, I totally said that for dramatic effect, you’re ruining it. -Shawn
Anonymous Asks:
psychdetectiveagency Said:
Okay, stay calm HT. It’s going to be okay. Just try to tell us the last thing you’ll remember and I’ll get Lassiter on the phone. I hate to admit it, but he’s a… He’s a good detective. (I can’t believe I just said that.) I’ll try to psychically find out exactly where you are and Jules and Lassie will jump in there and save the day. You’re going to be all right. -Shawn
Anonymous Asks:
psychdetectiveagency Said:
What, us? We’re like a crime-solving machines, Anon. -Shawn
You know that’s right. -Gus
Though, there has been a few cases that have given us a little bit of trouble… -Shawn
Yeah, there was that one time… -Gus
And that other time with that guy and that other thing… -Shawn
So to answer your question, Anon, there has been a couple of cases that have troubled the dynamic duo that is Psych, but we’ve always pulled through in the end. -Gus
Really, Gus, we’re a ‘dynamic duo’ now? I’m not sure I like the sound of that. -Shawn
Six more followers! Thanks guys, and remember if you’ve got a case or a question, just send us an ask. I’m really bored over here, not to mention the fact that my connection to the spirit-world has never been clearer. -Shawn
Anonymous Asks:
psychdetectiveagency Said:
We love you too Anon, figuratively! And so long as you’re not Woody in disguise. … Oh what the hell, we love you figuratively even if you are Woody! - Shawn
Thank you, Anon. - Gus
Anonymous Asks:
psychdetectiveagency Said:
Lassie and Jules solving a case before the word even gets out, what? No, that’s impossible, right Gus? -Shawn
I don’t know. Lassie has been on a roll lately. -Gus
What sort of roll? A fruit roll? A swiss roll? A… rollercoaster? Because if it’s the latter, why wasn’t I invited? -Shawn.
I just think you’re jealous because we don’t have any cases. Which also means we don’t get paid, which means that I’m going to have to try and get Dr. Gilbert on my route, since you managed to get the last two doctors on my route arrested. -Gus
I’m not jealous, why would I be jealous of Lassie? Look at his hair. You know what, if anyone needs me, I’ll be on the beach putting up a billboard. -Shawn
Still no cases. -Shawn
It’s only been a day. There’s bound to be something in our ask-box eventually. -Gus
Don’t be an end-of-day glass vase, Gus. I think our followers are just here to mock us and our lack of cases. This was a terrible idea! -Shawn
But you said it was a brilliant idea this morning. -Gus
That was this morning, don’t you understand? I’ve grown and changed since then, times have moved on. What, do you still think this is 2004? -Shawn
Shut up, Shawn. And for those of you wondering, you can ask questions/hire our psychic detecting services here -Gus
Gus, call Lassiter, we have royalty and an escaped mutant cross-breed stalking us! -Shawn
Those are just their URLs, Shawn. It doesn’t mean that they’re actually a queen or a llamagoat and they’re not actually following us, it just means that they follow what we post on this blog. -Gus
Oh, that makes so much more sense. Why did nobody tell me this before? Hi followers! -Shawn.
