About Psych: Psych is a psychic detective agency ran by Burton Guster and Shawn Spencer, who have solved over fifty cases for the Santa Barbara police and handled countless other private cases for clients. They pride themselves on their professional attitude towards their work and will stop at nothing to solve a case.
Consultations are free, but fees start at a flat rate of %/yjbdmg
Gus, don’t be a fourty-year-old estate agent from Bulgaria, this is a much better intro:
Internationally-renown psychic Shawn Spencer and associate, Bingo Macdonald (also known as Imhotep, Yasmine Bleeth, Jazz Hands, Bruton Gaster, Jonathan Jacob “Jingly” Smitch and Mr. Magic-Head) run a Psychic detective agency. They can solve anything! (Please note that Psych can not actually solve anything, the Bermuda triangle for instance, and how they manage to get fruit-loops so circular. Those things will forever remain a mystery.) lsdgfikjwtklynfffffffff
Don’t snatch, Shawwjngkletkyhnjiddddddddddqwertijhsdxcvbglkbnmzxxdr357
EDIT: For future reference, please do note that Shawn will sign all of his posts with ‘-Shawn’ and I will sign of my posts with ‘-Gus’ since it avoids confusion and ladies, if you want my number, don’t be afraid to send me an ask. I’ll be more than happy to oblige. -Gus
EDITEDIT: Really Gus? You know that the only women who come from the internet are really just men in disguise, you used to be one of them. -Shawn
EDITEDITEDIT: Shut up Shawn, now you’ve ruined our about page. I know this blog was a bad idea. -Gus.
EDITEDITEDITEDIT: Are you crazy? This blog was the best idea ever! -Shawn