I've heard it both ways.
Hi guys! I bet you thought I’d dropped off the face of the earth, right? Well, wrong, but actually kind of right. My GCSE exams are coming up and because they’re the International version (bc I’m homeschooled) it means that they’re going to be 100% of my final grade and I cannot allow myself to fail these. So, that’s why I haven’t been posting anything and why I’ll probably only be lurking around. If you still want to ask Shawn and Gus questions, go ahead, I’ll definitely see to them once I get some spare time.
If you don’t feel like waiting around, feel free to unfollow or w/e. I understand, don’t feel guilty about it or anything.
kidnapped-by-chipmunks Asks:
psychdetectiveagency Said:
Never. -Shawn
There was that one time in 6th grade. -Gus
How was I supposed to know that she had an allergy to pecans?! -Shawn
Because she told you so? -Gus
Well, how was I supposed to know that chocolate bars had pecans in them? I mean, it’s not like it says on them or anything. -Shawn
kidnapped-by-chipmunks Asks:
psychdetectiveagency Said:
He’s been like that since Macnabb’s cat disappeared(and re-appeared) a few days ago. I think it’s just because he was proven wrong about something. Again. -Gus
Complete coincidence. -Shawn
kidnapped-by-chipmunks Asks:
psychdetectiveagency Said:
Thank you internetperson who may or may not have been captured by singing rodents. I’m perfectly well, thank you for asking. Gus, on the other hand… Well, it’s quite tragic. But I’m afraid he’s been turned into a cat. -Shawn
I’m not a cat, Shawn. Anyway, thank you for asking. I’m fine, it’s just nice to know people care. -Gus
Don’t be Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Gus. Your aura has suddenly become a cat. If you don’t do something about it then you’ll be liable to rgtfhnkjmffffffferrrr,.
bananagator Asks:
psychdetectiveagency Said:
Anything that involves affairs. - Gus
I disagree, what can be more interesting than the private lives of strangers? It’s just like daytime television! Besides, that time we had to solve a case for one of your old college lecturers was pretty boring. I fell asleep like twice. - Shawn
Just because you didn’t appreciate the complexities of his lectures doesn’t mean it was boring. In fact, I thought it was fascinating. -Gus
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz. -Shawn
Guys, the ask-box is totally empty! It’s a horrible tragedy, like a… stable, a stable that should be filled with big, scary, hay-eating horses and it’s just like, where are those horses? Where are the horses? I shall cry out into the night, where are those horses? Where have they gone? - Shawn
Stop goofing around, Shawn. Maybe if you took a more serious and professional attitude to work, we’d actually be getting some cases (or at the very least some questions) through our blog. -Gus
I do not ‘goof’, Gus. This is a necessary part of my work, how do you expect me to read auras in a stifling environment? It would totally block my chakras and then where would we be? -Shawn
Anyway, we’d really appreciate some questions right now. -Gus
The cat was found last night outside of Macnab’s apartment. No strange people in tweed jackets, or anything else. No catnappers were involved, so if anyone has been concerned by what Shawn has said, ignore it, he was just over-tired. -Gus
I know what I saw. Besides you saw that other thing that happened too! Don’t tell me that you’re denying that you even saw what you saw when we both saw what you saw… saw. -Shawn
I don’t know what I saw, Shawn. It could have been anything. -Gus
Oh, like a disappearing police box from 1963? -Shawn
If it was anything it wasn’t a 1963 police box, the windows weren’t right. It could have been anything, you had me looking for mysterious catnappers until 5AM. Besides, it was probably just a prop that was taken away, or something. You know they somtimes film stuff around here. -Gus
You’re probably right, buddy. Maybe I was just seeing things. -Shawn
You need to call Jules! I think there’s been a breakthrough in the case. -Shawn.
Great, have you figured something out? -Gus
Yes! I just saw the cat’s kidnappers, right outside the Psych office. They were mocking us, Gus, actually mocking us in our relentless search for our friend’s cat! We have to find them! -Shawn
… You haven’t slept all night, have you? I told you, don’t watch Medium before going to sleep. -Gus
It was a really scary episode, okay? But that doesn’t discredit what I saw at all. I know what I saw. -Shawn.
Fine, what did you see? -Gus
I saw a dude, in tweed jacket with a bow-tie followed by a girl with the most amazing legs in the history of legs, like ever, followed by a normal looking guy. And the normal looking guy had the littleboycat. -Shawn
Seriously, Shawn, go to sleep, you’re seeing things. Why would they want Macnab’s cat, anyway? -Gus
Oh, Gus, you clearly don’t understand the minds of catnappers at all. Help me out, here guys? One of you must have seen them around! Send us an ask! -Shawn
I just don’t see how that’s possible, you’re seeing things again. This has happened in the past. -Gus
Yeah, in 10th grade! That doesn’t count! -Shawn
Have you seen this cat? It’s been catnapped! Catburgled! It’s a catastrophe! It’s catnapping, Gus, I’m telling you. This cat did not go missing on it’s own and it’s up to us to find it. Macnab’s beside himself, we have to be there for him in his hour of need! We’re expecting a ransom note any hour, but if you’ve seen someone in the Santa Barbara area perhaps lurking around with some chlorophyll and a suspicious looking catbasket, you know how to contact us. -Shawn
First of all, it’s chloroform, not chlorophyll and secondly, there’s been no catnapping. Cats do not get catnapped, it’s just gone missing. That’s it, there’s no mystery. But if you do see that cat, do please inform us or Buzz Macnab, any help would be appreciated. -Gus
This is a case of catnapping, everyone, keep your cats indoors! This heinous crime goes against everything America stands for. A country where cats can roam the suburbs, free from catnappers and rabies. …Sorry, I can’t go on. I’m tearing up here, Gus, take over. -Shawn
You’re not crying, Shawn. -Gus
Dude, I totally said that for dramatic effect, you’re ruining it. -Shawn
psychdetectiveagency Said:
Right, so there’s two of them and they may or may not be Laurel and Hardy and there’s something about a box. Right. -Shawn
Shawn! Be nice, they’re probably scared out of their wits! -Gus
I am being nice, Gus. Anyway, can you see anything? I’ve phoned Juliet and Lassiter and they’re trying to trace this message, even though Lassie is convinced that this is a strange hoax. (It’s okay though, we believe you.) - Shawn
Just keep calm and carry on! We’ll be there before you know it! -Gus
Yeah, just do what the Australians do. -Shawn
Keep calm and carry on is a British phrase. -Gus
I’ve heard it both ways. - Shawn
